Sunday 23 December 2012

Secret Servile Santa Stuff VI


Celebrity chef letters to Santa. Check out the earlier ones for a more cogent explanation. 

Dear Santa Claus,

When I was a gel Christmas celebrations were so much better. We had servants and were really rather well orf as I may have mentioned previously, but so was everybody who mattered then. I spent this Christmas (as you know of course) with some friends in their house completely lined with oak, inside and out-. They are very well orf, but we had to drink port that was younger than me, things are slipping. My thanks then for the table reinforcer and the massive arse pants. 

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