Strangely this letter to Santa Claus from a celeb chef (found on the train in a mislaid MI5 file) is written on a £20 note, the person involved must be minted.
Wotcha San’a Mate,
Love me noo scoo’a, pukkah ain’t in it.
Give me an idea for anuva noo book, ker-ching. Anyway, bang up job chap, hope
Ruuds enjoyed the fried carrot wiv ’and-torn basil, and you got a kick outta your fried sherry.
Cheerso cockie,
Top bloke chef
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