- Edward VII's personal coat of arms included three croutons on a field of lobster bisque and a courtesan rampant.
- Worldwide there are more than 500 deaths every year caused by poorly prepared croutons - if the poison sack is not carefully removed the residue is potentially fatal.
- No two croutons are ever alike, thanks to their unique crystal structure.
- Al Capone is once said to have killed a rival by bludgeoning him with a particularly large crouton.
- If you are ever lost, and have a crouton on you, point it at the sun and the greasy side is due west.
- During the Parliamentary expenses scandal three MPs were found to have claimed simultaneously for croutons in London and at their constituency addresses.
- Crouton is derived from the Ancient Greek root Crotos, meaning soggy and pointless.
- During the French Revolution loyalty to the King was secretly signalled by keeping a small crouton in ones ear.
- A crouton was found by Howard Carter in King Tut's tomb, and it was still edible. But Carter was very hungry with all that digging.
- It was once rumoured that the EU crouton mountain was so big and dense that Brussels reputedly feared creating a man-made black hole. But then some people will believe any rubbish they are told if it's brazen and bigoted enough.
Wednesday, 1 June 2016
Ten Things You Should Know About Croutons
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