Ten Facts About Soup and the EU Referendum

1. According to the Leave campaign, the EU soup lake now contains enough garlic consomme to fill 12,000,000,000 olympic sized swimming pools, and costs each British family (sorry, hard-working family) £4756 a year.
2. According to the Remain campaign, if we quit the EU our children will all be forcibly drowned in soup.
3. If we leave the EU the price of tomato soup will more than double overnight.
4. If we leave the EU we will be free to import cheap tomato soup from Peru, halving its price.
5. UKIP has pledged to make Brown Windsor Soup great again if we leave.
6. It was an accident during testing of the Euro-soup working party's proposed recipe that gave Nick Clegg his superhuman powers of shinniness.
7. The European Central Bank recently announced that the value of British stocks for soup would fall by at least 25 per cent in the event of Brexit.
8. Soup farmers reliant on EU subsidies predict leaving the EU will lead to envirnomental disaster, with soup fields left unpicked for generations to come.
9. France and Spain have both indicated that they will place an immediate ban on Cullen Skink in the event of Brexit.
10. Creme de Jacob Rees-Mogg or Veloute George Osborne. Can you spot the difference?