Check out the intro on the others. It's nearly Christmas. Celebrity chef, thank you letters, inept security operative, you knows the drill.
Dear Santa,
Thanks for the Christmas challenge –
accepted. Two whole roast reindeer (in habanero pepper dry rub with garlic then
dipped in hot-enough-to-defrost-Mrs-Santa-chilli-sauce) in one hour in the best
pig-out joint in Lapland. Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Oh! wow! They are delicious.
I want to marry you and have your elf babies. I hope that the new stomach
lining I asked for will arrive next year, the old one is all but chillied-thru.
Yours,
A damn fine fella
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